12. You find the phrase "Nesher nightlife" to be absolutely hysterical.
11. Tipping is a fireable offense. As is having food in your bunk.
10. No matter where you are, what you are doing, the phrase "stop and scoop" makes you bend down and lift up the nearest piece of garbage
9. You never want to look at another meal of
8. Your raids on the last night of camp are planned by the staff.
7. Lake Como pizza is merely an extension of your canteen.
6. You have no idea what "Jericho Dairy" is, but the second someone says DJ's, you start salivating for ice cream.
5. You do not fear bears, you respect them.
4. Da fraiz "voice kampos" mecks purrfekd cents two yoo.
3. You have 10 high tech computers but only one lousy 24k modem.
2. The thought of actually having a pool sends you into frenzied ecstasy.
1. When you came here, it was Jeff's camp. Now, it's your camp.