(We call it orchadodox since we are the only ones who can pronounce the CH)
10. Standardox – You went to Jewish High school, Israel Yeshiva, YU, Married at 22, live in Teaneck to be near (supported by) your in-laws
9. Whorethodox – You definitely are not prude, but still "shomer" all 612 of the other miztvos
8. Awkwardox – thanks to you strict religious upbringing, any social event is an awkward one
7. Ignorethodox – You hit the snooze button on any Jewish law you feel may get in the way of your weekend plans
6. Hardcorethodox – You wear a black hat on the Free Fall at Great Adventure on Chol Hamoed
5. Botoxodox – You're retired in Florida -who needs these categories, when you have grandkids
4. AlGorethodox – You have the most robotic stoic religious belief system in the world
3. Loxodox – bagels, cream cheese, and maybe some herring makes all of this Jewsih stuff worth it
2. Christian Diorthodox – You are not sure what holiday it is, but you already have the outfit picked out for it
1. Shmorgodox – just a little taste of everything