10. Two Words: Plague Charades
9. Preface every paragraph by saying "DID YOU KNOW…"
8. Go around the table mentioning which of the 4 sons you'd like to date
7. Sing Dayanu to the tune of Labamba (Di, Di, Di, Di Di Aynu!)
6. To get kids really asking questions, cancel Seder… in favor of Séance
5. Come up with alternative uses for "Shank Bone"
4. Promise $1000 to the first kid who finds Moshe's name in the Haggadah twice
3. Ask, "If you were an Egyptian stranded on an island, and you could only have one plague for the rest of your life which one would it be?"
2. Haggadah "Taboo" (taboo words: Slaves, Free, Plague, Outstretched)
1. Spontaneous Seder Table Wave