10) When your friends come to visit and you try to take them to a Kosher restaurant they say, "What for? I don't know anybody in this City."
9) Even though you make half your old salary, you can start smoking pot again because it's so freaking cheap.
8) You never drink anymore while going out because you are always driving.
7) You suddenly realize that you don't know one person who is an investment banker.
6) You now get turned down for vacation requests because your boss has never heard of any Jewish Holidays — not even Rosh Hashana.
5) Everyone at home thinks it's childish to 'go to the Park' on a Sunday afternoon
4) As you relearn all the characters on SNL, you realize that your social life was way better in NY.
3) When you say, "I've dated all the girls in this city" for once you are not exaggerating.
2) You secretly agree that Canadian bills really do look like Monopoly money.
1) You are constantly trying to convince your friends to visit by repeatedly telling them how much everything costs and then adding "… Canadian!"