10) Thou shalt recognize 3 out of every 4 people walking on Columbus Ave.
9) Thou shalt know Gan Asia's # by heart
8) Thou shalt eat Pizza Roma at 2am Motzei Shabbos
7) Remember the Sabbath while boarding the subway in the 18 minutes
6) Thou shalt go to 'Our Name is Mud' on a 3rd Date
5) Thou shalt honor your shabbos host with Rashi wine
4) Thou shalt have your birthday party at Fez
3) Do not admit to using Jewish dating websites
2) Do not covet your neighbor's rent
1) Do not make any relationship commitment, lest your heart be swayed from the West Side