10. He calls you in a panic before Pesach because he hasn’t found “the perfect shoes” yet.
9. He calls being shomer negiah “the easiest mitzvah.”
8. On your first date he takes you to La Marais (where he gets a salad) followed by a quick tour of the Met’s Costume Institute and then…. to meet his mother.
7. When you take him to lame parties on the Upper West Side, you find him constantly taking his shirt off and rummaging in the kitchen for skim milk for his low-fat kahlua and cream.
6 He really really wants separate seating at the wedding, even though he’s not that frum.
5. His idea of a perfect Jewish music mix is adding techno beats to old Mordechai Ben-David tracks.
4 He spent a year learning at a yeshiva in San Francisco “that you never heard of.”
3. He saw “Trembling Before G-d” so many times that he says he feels like he “lived through it.”
2.He is really emotional and respectful to you as a woman and doesn’t get why there is so much anti-woman humor on bangitout.
1.When the shadchan asks him what he’s looking for in a girl, he mumbles something about Jude Law.