19. You're automatically from either the City or Long Island (i.e. "Downstate")

18. Your yeshiva in Israel tried to stop you from going

17. You call Rabbi Slonim "the Rebbe"

16. You know that Norma, the Brazilian who runs the Kosher Kitchen, is a state shot-putting champ

15. You can clap your hands just like Kaskeset's "Oz Vehadar"

14. You know every single active Jew on campus.

13. You've brought your entire dorm of Non-Jews to the Kitchen on "Steak Night", and at least one of them is now considering conversion

12. You're a "front of the Kitchen", "middle of the Kitchen", or "back of the Kitchen" person

11. You know your campus a capella better than your campus sports teams

10. You know that there's some sort of distinction between Chabad and Hillel but aren't too sure what it is, since they co-sponsor everything

9. "Newing Girls"

8. Price Chopper's good for frozen Kosher, but a shipment of Dougie's is better

7. You've heard the rumors about late night hanky panky on the Meat Table in the KK

6. KOSHER KITCHEN SHIFT – Where you've endured Nir's basic training, Karen's over-cheerfulness, and Alan's sexual harassment

5. Amnon's Frozen Pizza in WALMART!

4. Broome County locals are called "townies", but local Jews are "community people"

3. The only place to eat out: Friendlys Ice Cream

2. You can name every Slonim kid in order, along with their personalities

1. You can recite three things in your sleep: "Yes there are plenty of Jews there", "There's no P in Binghamton", and "This is last call for food and salad bar. The Kitchen closes in 15 minutes. Please bus your own tables…"