10. Your doorman can tell you apart, but your friends can't.

9.The first question people ask when they realize you're a twin is if you know the Galena twins.

8. You not only have your own UWS stalkers to worry about, but you have your twin's as well.

7.The owner of Mezonot thinks you're his best customer.

6.   If you're seen doing something considered "inappropriate," you can say it was your twin and automatically get away with it

5. People ask you how it was possible to be at  KOE, OZ, Ramath Orah, Yourng Israel, Jewish Center, and Lincoln Square and change outfits all on one shabbos morning

4.  If a guy you're not interested in comes up to you with the line, "Where do I know you from?" you can say, 
"You must know my twin," and walk away.

3. You have to be friendly to everyone because you don't know who your twin knows.

2. Guys always seem attracted and stare, but it's only to detect differences between you and your twin.

1. When you write a top ten list together, you only have to think of 5!