10. Every time you see Super Bowl XXXVII, you think Hertz/Soncino Chumash chapters
9. Your yeshivish cousin Shimmy is still saying "Whazzzzzuuupp!" to sound "with it"
8 You don't have to fast
7. There's always some Al Michaels look-alike davening in your shul
6 It's the reason you made your father-in-law pay for the 36" HDTV Flatscreen TV, isn't it?
5 Touchdown celebration dances reminds you of your wedding at Marina Del Rey
4 Sounds like JNF's Super Sunday Telethon
3 No matter who wins, you're going to Disneyworld for Pesach
2 There's always one guy who needs to fervently explain the Talmudic logic of why one Bud commercial was better than another
1 Jews know the real pressure of getting a "Ring"