10. In shul, people confidently ask which part of Australia you come from.
9. After date, girls want to take you back to their bedroom, so that they can use your voice for their answer-machine.
8. You can say the words "Yabba Dabba Doo" and people think you're a genius.
7. You think "shampoo and conditioner in one" is a new invention.
6. You say London, American Jews will automatically mention the fact that they heard of Golder's Green or Hendon. it's like clockwork. Try it.
5. When you're told that a girl is conservative, you think that just means she's well-mannered.
4. When you tell a girl that you want to "Knock her up", you mean wake her up in the morning so she won't be late.
3. New Yorkers think that asking you to have tea with them at 4 in the afternoon is amusing (even thought the British haven't had afternoon tea since 1958!).
2. Your American friend thinks that you have to be deferential to him as America helped out the British during WW2, even though both your grandparents came from the same village in Poland.
1. You can say the words "bollocks", "shag", and "nob" (popular English swear words) in public without anyone understanding.