10) Join a solidarity mission to the Marina Del Ray

9) Commission an international fact-finding team to investigate the site's hashkafa

8) Arrange another emergency Tehillim rally at YU

7) Hold an OnlySimchas Fair, where mothers come to major American cities to display their daughter’s rings

6) Boycott engagements/weddings/bris until the site is back up with enhanced rollovers that say “taken” or “single” when you mouse-over each picture

5)  Wait for Leiberman to become President & relaunch the site as OnlySimchas.gov

4) “Mehayrah, Mehayrah” sing along marathon/sit-in until someone announces "main course is now being served"

3) Look up the word 'Covet', then do severe amounts of Teshuva

2) Nominate the Katz Family to replace the Osbournes as the newest reality TV family

1) Get married again. Keyword here is Get