10. Your mom kept the soup cold by putting the pot in the snow on the porch.
9. Your parents met at the University of Buffalo.
8. You were ten before you realized that Canada was a foreign country.
7. You import Chinese food from Ft. Erie or Toronto (if youre kosher).
6. Your first date was with a kid who attended Kenmore West or Bennett or Riverside.
5. Your grandparents and your children live in Brooklyn.
4. The name Mastmans makes your mouth water for corned beef.
3. You have a frequent shoppers card for Sobeys grocery store in Toronto.
2. Your first good dress or suit came from L.L. Bergers on Hertel.
1. You belong to a schul that broke away from another shul because of BINGO.