10. You know what Latifundia are (or at least how to say it)
9. You know why they call it the Waterstone woods, or the Dead Man's Forest.
8. You know better than to use the phone next to the nurse's office, because Rabbi Kovitz needs to talk to his broker.
7. You were "frisked" by a janitor during the Gulf War.
6. You went to college and Israel guidance for the candies and the nurse's office for cough drops if there weren't any candies left .
5. You think that gozlings are New Jersey's version of rats.
4. You know what a Shiriah and a Ruach director are.
3. You think junk food means Drake's coffee cakes, pound cakes, or devil dogs.
2. You run when you hear the words, "I beg your pardon!"
1. You can still hear Rabbi Zucker saying, "Boker Tov Talmidei Frisch, the time for Shacharit is now, everyone please proceed to Shacharit now, Kumu Kumu l'avodas Haboreh!" .