10.Paskez Gum – Chewing gum flavor that lasts a full 5 seconds
9. Bamba – The taste of peanut, the texture of chalk
8. Manischewitz Wine – Who knew wine could end diabetes?
7. Kojel Jello – What you call "Artificial Color", we call "Love"
6. Kosher Delight – Miraculously, enough oil to last you a full 8 days of indigestion
5. Stela Doro Assorted Cookies – Winner of the 1987 Bubby’s Choice Award, until they went milchig
4. Empire Chicken Pie – Always one of these left on the shelf
3. Borsalino Hats – The official uniform of Major League Rabbinical Colleges
2. Hebrew National Hotdogs – We answer to a higher authority, his name: Jesus
1. Vintage Seltzer – It’s what real drinkers drink, when they’re not drinking Borscht