Top 10 Ways You Know You Are From Northeast Philadelphia

10. You get annoyed when people do the "Fresh Prince of Bel-air" rap because the northeast is 40 whole minutes away from west Philly.

9. You think it is normal for a boy to say he goes to Stern.

8. If you are a girl–you must make sure to bring a male escort to Holy Land Pizza to protect you from the creepy Mexican guys.

7. You live on a block with 100 kids and there are only 10 houses on your block.

6. You have your Melave Malka at Krispy Kreme or Rita's Wooder Ice, depending on the season.

5. Oh, and yes, you pronounce it "wooder".

4. Your freshly baked bread is really a day old from Brooklyn.

3. You can't remember the last time TA had a boys class that made a minyan.

2. Your shul choices involve all house shuls and one barn.

1. You are taking bets on who the 2004 senior kallah will be.