20. You spend half your time at YISE and half your time at KMS, but never seem to have a reason to go to SSJC (Kranz's) [What is associate membership anyway?]
19. You try to go out Motzei Shabbos to Ben Yehuda, but find out it's already been taken over by UMD students
18. It always seems that New Yorkers who moved "out-of-town" always outnumber the "natives"
17. You long for the days when the Hebrew Academy played the Yeshiva and there would be riots after the game
16. You still bemoan the fact that JDS whipped the Academy twice again this year by a combined total of 79 points (That center musta been 6"9?!)
15. You wonder "What's really up in Baltimore anyway?"
14. You remember the days before Max's came in and there was a toy store there and you always asked your parents to buy everything in the store but then it couldn't compete (Stupid Toy 'R Us!)
13. You marvel every time you go to NY, Chicago, LA or someplace with lots of restaurants and you say "I have a choice!"
12. It's Silver Spring in singular, not plural!
11. What is up with those speed bumps on Hermleigh?!
10. When is the Yeshiva gonna get that new building? You'd think the trailers were only temporary but they've been there at least 15 years
9. At least when you go into a restaurant, you're gonna know everyone there
8. You know you're always gonna leave a 8 AM to get up to camp and still be the last ones there
7. You're the only ones who didn't take your class trip to Washington, DC
6. For you, the rally in front of the Capitol was only a Metro ride away (We should do that again)
5. We've got Michael Jordan, Jaromir Jagr and Mia Hamm now but hardly anyone cares
4. You're embarrassed to say they have an annual Kiddush in honor of the Yankees winning the World Series (Thank G-d not this year!)
3. Only the Jews in the neighborhood have EZ Pass (I wonder why)
2. You had secret service agents roaming around the halls of the Academy (only for a year)
1. NachMoon bash (need I say more?)