10. The whole trip is entirely based upon the locations of kosher restaurants
9. Assuring yourself that anyone who gave you bad directions was probably an anti-Semite.
8. Minchah can only be said directly outside gas station bathroom
7. You see a car broken down; rather than stop, you sigh a "Oy Nebech!", and then keep driving.
6. No matter where you go, a yeshivish family eating ice cream will be spotted.
5. Car floor is filled with unecessary roadmaps, cofee cups, brochures and Chocolate Babka!
4. Seeing any open field immediately invokes the line "Hey, I think we're near Camp Morasha!"
3. "Do, Dump or Marry" is played for 12 consecutive hours.
2. You call your mom everyday.
1. You are driving…to the airport.