10) You can start a golfcart with a screwdriver
9) Whenever you hear about a plane crash you get hungry for stew
8) Your ultimate night out is Skipps and Copps
7) You don't understand why people get paid to be waiters after all Avodah costs $200
6) You know that there are no stairs to get "Upstairs"
5) All automobiles are called vehicles
4) "The Rabbi" can only refer to Rabbi Moshe Kushner
3) Not only do you know how to play flickerball but you were upset when they got rid of the flickerball field
2) You get lonely when you take a shower by yourself
1) You've been to a 3 a.m. Saturday night barbeque