Top Reasons it is Better to Stay Up all Night on Shavout than for Star Wars

10. The term 'dark side' refers only to the chocolate icing on the cheesecake.

9. All the Jedi knights do not match one Shavout night. Plus Moshe's cranial light-sabers (Karnei ore) would make him unstoppable

8. The only force used on Shavout is when your friend won't introduce you to the girl he is talking to.

7. Skywalker's hometown Tatoui has 2 suns, hence Shavout zman tefilla would be a complete mystery.

6. The Jewish Federation most probably owns stock in the Trade Federation.

5. 6 episodes is no match for 10 commandments.

4. Why go see the movie when you can meet the same strange characters at your shul's coffee earn.

3. Anakin has only one peyis, and it's grown in the incorrect place.

2. Ruth went from rags to riches, Amidala was a JAP (Jewish Amidala Princess) all her life.

1. Anakin/Amidala relationship is based on the theme of Shavout: Pure Cheese.