10. I look better in a kippah than a kafiyah
9 Jewish Doctors, Jewish Lawyers….I rest my case
8 Holidays that encourage drinking. Sounds allright to me!
7 Shleimeil, Shelmazel, maybe I'll finally get to understand what Joe Lieberman is really saying
6. Next time I choke, I want those Hatzalah guys to come.
5 Got to keep them Jewish retirees in Miami happy…. for Jeb.
4.I like Sharon, he's also got a ranch
3 No state visits in a cave
2 Here they can help me marry off my daughters
1 They also have a lone star in their flag