This trip was truly amazing, well organized, and meaningful. We just wanted
to highlight the lighter side:
(unforescene $25 expense to read this list)
– you scanned the XXL T-shirt to see how many people you already dated.
– You recently got laid off from a tech company, and financed the trip with your severance pay.
– El Al security asked you to use someone elses passport to get on the plane.
– The rumors are true: flight attendants can wear shaitels.
– when arriving in Ben Gurion airport, finding your luggage came secondary to programming your cellphone.
– Rabbis provided heter/ loophole so that UWSers can avoid tearing their Banana Republic t-shirts.
– Your parents called numerous times NOT to ask how you are, but to find out
who you've met.
– There is no Inbal.
– You invited the waitress from norman's to the party.
– You know it was a good day when you can unload your breakfast box
hard-bioled egg for two pickles.
– It would be a "dream" if the tour guide would stop talking.
– Tzfat: bottomline, how much does the Shtender cost?
– Bashert: Amuka on Valentines day.
– You didn't goto Amuka, but you gave your friends who did, your name.
– You did goto Amuka, but conveniently forgot to mention your friend's name.
– "It's not a big deal to be the mayor of Katzrim," – Mayors wife.
– You really know the difference between Gamla, Yarden, and Golan.
– Look, sniff, swish, and spit.
– Six bottles, 1 corkscrew and 40 minutes at the back of the bus. Need we
say
more?
– Decks: raise your baby chicken and stand for the Polish national anthem.
– Old City: Amish man with no mustache, holds lemon and explains temple
times… and who was that girl lurking throughout the video?
– Ohel Nechama = OZ with more stairs.
Chovevi = JC with (faster) davening
Gan Hapamon = Central Park with Eruv
Laromme Lobby = Westmont Lobby
Emek Refaim = Columbus Ave.
Mercaz Shiumshon = Fez
– Stomach muscles still hurt from dead sea, as do the nightmares of the
jacouzi people.
– Prices at NY's Darna now seem reasonable.
– Sharei Tzedek: 1st meal we didn't have to pay for (toys for food)
– Closing Dinner: 2nd meal we didn't have to pay for (thank you gifts for
food).
– Your bag and coat were left somewhere on mystery bus #3
– You know who the Shifrettes are.
– At some point you went on a Moshe Bellows mini trip.
– you went on a 2AM baguette run.
– You traveled everywhere with your trusty Inbal pen and your ITC fanny pack.
– You know what Camp Extreme is all about.
– Can you name all the Rabbi's on this Trip?
– You were on a bus that left without Bandler.
– a Cellphone was required to go off during every speech. (what ever
happened
to Vibrate?)
– You dated rabbi Josh.