If Purim means lottery, I think I just hit the jackpot!
If I could rewrite the word Purim, I would put U and I together.
Damn girl, my name must be Haman, cuz I am HUNG up on you!
Honestly pickup lines don't work, but I figure Vnafoch hu…anything is possible.
Let's skip the Purim seudah and go straight to dessert.
Excuse me, do you have any raisin hamentashen? How about a date?
Do you know what costume would look good on you? Me
Excuse me, ma'am, is that costume felt? Would you like it to be?
Lets drink Ad dLoh Yudah between me and your dream date
This megillah's got your number written all over it
Give Shalach Manos yet? cause you could be my Rayahu anytime!
I've got the P, the M, the R and the I…now, all i need is U.
You must be Queen Esther, cause I'm ready to do whatever you say
Are you one of Haman's sons? Cause you just took my breathe away!
Have you heard of Hester Panim? Cause im wondering where you've been all my life!
You remind me of Haman's sons…. A 10!