Top 11 Things to Look Forward to at the YU Seforim Sale

10. Reading an Old Commentator, and cracking up.

9. Going to the Bodega to get a Corona

8. Buying cheap seforim….that you never plan on opening.

7. Seeing some JTS female Rabbi buy out the seforim sale and have her husband carry the 7 boxes out.

6. Having the security guard ask you for I.D. and then recognize that you used to go to the school… a decade ago.

5. Acting like you know alot about seforim and the picking up Stern girls with the "Ummm…do you know where i can find the Kehati pocket set?" line

4. Meeting your bashert as your read through a book on "Ribbis".

3. Telling your former classmates you are a successful Doctor, Lawyer, or Investment Banker. Then telling them the truth.

2. Coming with your wife/husband and seeing you ex boyfriend/girlfriend alone.