10. His Chee-tat pokes you in the side when he gives you a good night hug.

9. His car has a menorah on top, a succah mobile in the back, along with assorted pamphlets on Judaism and an extra pair of teffilin is scattered throughout the interior.

8. His wardrobe consists of black pants, white shirts, and a pair of leopard skin breifs.

7. To him there is no distinction between Chabad and other denominations. It is just those who are Chabad, and those who are not Chabad yet.

6. On the first date he takes you on mivtzaiim.

5. On the second date he takes you to the ohel.

4. On the third date he takes you to 770.

3. He proposes to you over the loudspeaker at Camp Emunah

2. For your honeymoon you get an all expenses paid trip to….Siberia for shilichus.

1. His beard is a prime source of pleasure….for him, not neccesarily for you.