10. For breakfast you have second hand smoke.
9. You must hear "time after time" and/or "girls just want to have fun" on the radio.
8. There are at least 2 cell phones and a CB radio active at all times.
7. Driver doesn't have change for anything bigger than a 10.
6. Driver picks up at least 2 more passengers en route to your destination.
5. Driver complains about everyone else's poor driving while simultaneously lighting a cigarette, making a call and cutting accross 3 lanes without signaling.
4. You make some comment indicating you are Canadian in order to avoid getting the special "rich American" price.
3. Every top of the hour you mistake the introduction to the news with a test of your Emergency Broadcast System.
2. There's no need for seatbelts, the oversized hanging Hamsa will protect you.
1. At the end of the ride the driver tells you "Have a good day, Praise Allah."