11. It is 100 degrees outside (and inside) and everyone is wearing robes and tichels
10. When you suggest that members use deodorant, they ask "So, where is it?"
9. The most respected rebbetzins start humming hip-hop songs
8. The locker room is full of Styrofoam heads for sheitels
7. The hallway is a parking lot for strollers
6. Everybody pays in cash and only has $100 bills
5. The non-Jewish instructor cannot pronounce anybody's name
4. Members complain about everything conceivable and inconceivable
3. Nobody uses the showers
2. More babies in babysitting than women in aerobics classes
1. Motivation is measured in Shabbas desserts