7. Short skirts gave way to skin tight black pants from Banana Republic sometime after Israel.
6. Although you can quote several key passages from Mesechet Yomah and are a fierce advocate of women learning gemarah, you haven't opened a sefer in 4 years.
5. Your boyfriend may not be "Orthodox" per se, but that just makes him more "open minded"
4. Does a big scrunchie constitute kisui rosh?
3. You went to Barnard and Brovenders (or at least applied)
2. You have a big bed in your Upper West Side Apt, "because its more comfortable."
1. You are in law/publishing/business, but secretly dream about being a stay at home mom.