10. “Taiku” – the considerate mature response to “Why are u breaking up with me!!?”, always follow it with a polite “until then!” and a gracious smile.
9. "Kal VeChomer" – If I dumped him and he was fat, but smart; how much more so with you, fat dumbass.
8. “Payrush le'Kamun” the simple automatic response to any question regarding your corrupt irreligious past or addictive smoking habit.
7. “Sanaygor Yaseh Kataygor!” – meaning “I was going to dump you anyway.”
6. “Im lo Achshav, Amusai” reliable line to use when she politely offers to pay.
5. “Al Tarbeh Sicha im ha Isha” : solid excuse for fooling around
4. “Tav leMaitav Tan Du…” translation: She’s Desperate. Always keep this in mind throughout the date, especially when selecting on an elegant restaurant, like KD or J2.
3. “Shtika k Hodaah” – meaning: He/She was so quiet, hence- I’m getting dumped.
2. “Tafusta Maruba Lo Tafusta” – translation: You’re balding, overweight and haven’t had a date in 6 months. Take what you can get!