10. Be back in 40 days, you probably won't. Ciao!
9. Out playing shuffleboard on top deck….
8. Looking for shidduch for HAM, tough kid to setup with a name like that
7. Taping a leak….
6. Out training dove right now. Peace is a bitch….
5. Can't talk, hungover, trying to find clothing right now…
4. It's animal house here!
3. This is your cruise director, the formal dinner will happen on night 39. That means you penguins!
2. Looking for earth on google earth….ttyl
1. "It's The End of the World as We Know it, and I Feel Fine" – REM ROCKS!