Top Ten Reasons Jews Left The Inner Cities
10. Oakland, CA has seen its day
9. Chicago/SouthSide is SuiCide
8. East St. Louie? No Longer Jewie!
7. South Beach/Miami? No Longer Safe for my Mammy.
6. South Boston is a Lost Town
5. New Orleans is No More (Now Less!)
4. In Gary, be wary
3. In Newark, there's no work.
2. Harlem can harm 'em
1. Detro-it? Destroy It!