The T-9 Texting Translator of Jewish Words

The Bangitout.com T-9 Texting Translator for Jewish Words:

Ever get a text on your phone from a Jewish friend that makes completely no sense??  

If it's 4am its probably just an ex boy/girlfriend Trashed-T9ing (it's my updated version of “Drunk/Dialing”).

But if it is during regular hours, it is more than likely that the texter is actually just sending you a load of Hebrewy Jewishy Yeshivishy words that are completely illogical in the world of text, the true olam ha-emet.

Fear not, we at bangitout.com feel your pain and your confusion.

Therefore we give you the Bangitout: T9 Jastrow of Jewish Texting

Feel free to print it out and carry it along with you wherever you go –  this way the next time you receive a whacky meriteoch (meshugenah) text from some idiot in your misga (mishpacha) or from one of your chaufsio (chaverim) you'll be all set to strategically reply with something equally as incomprehensible.

T-9	Actual Word
Agai panacag!	Chag Samayach!
aimsno Berefes	choson Beseder
beyscs hashen	Bezras Hashem
binderi unt	Chodesh tov
Chaufsio	Chaverim
chaurts	Chavrusa
Chokem	Cholent
Church	Chupah
costag hashen	Boruch Hashem
Eaten	Daven
Happy Chantlag	Happy Chanukah
Hedglte fish	Gefilte Fish
Hot Lifetsi	Hot Kiddush
Howsi	Goyish
Hut shabbor	Gut Shabbos
Im wgptwa hashen	Im Yirzta Hashem
Its Bargest!	Its Bashert!
Leagco!	Lechaim!
Leave	Jdate
Making Bliz	Making Aliyah
Maybl Unt	Mazal Tov
miltb	Mikva
minco	Minyan
Misga	Mishpacha
Not shawiag	Not Shayich
Only Phobiar	Only Simchas
Phila	Shiksa
Phones Neig	Shomer Negia
Pictuci unt	Shavua Tov
Shbbc sickno	Shabbat Shalom
Shaguel	Shaitel
Shama Tota!	Shana Tova
shieduah date	shidduch date
Shivs	shiur
sickno	Shalom
Strin sandabi	Purim Sameach
Tedillo	Tefillin
Used	Treif
wench pheno	yemach shemo
Westc	Yeshiva
Washes lobbi	Yasher Koach