10. Save the Date for your wedding: 9th of Av.

9. At Wedding, have live band play "Roof is on Fire" 

8. Eat hamburgers in renovated hottub while wearing new bikini and watchin movies.

7. Movies include: Harold and Kumar goto White Castle, Hamburger Hill, Steakout, Good Burger, Supersize me, 

6. Instructional BBQ  

5. Invest heavily in stocks such as Davids Bridal, Burger King, ITunes,  

4. Make a Siyum on finishing Your kilo steak

3. Put out a Acapella CD with no music, and call it music

2. Teach a "How to Burndown a Temple" Class

1. Attend Meatloaf Concert