The Big Event
(To the tune of “A Bi Me Leybt”)
I see the advertisement
To the Big Event
Lipa, it's you I wanna see
But the Rabbis say it's a big sin
If I go and listen
They issued a decree
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For ten tickets I spring
There's seperate seating
Everything's gonna be according to Jewish law
But some Rabbis signed a petition
I don't understand their mission
Now Lipa's gonna wihdraw
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The Rabbis call it immoral
Yet they've caused a quarrel
About a person's parnasah they forgot
They think their behavior is sublime
They should read the Chofetz Chaim
About what is permitted and what is not
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They say “their sin is great”
They're very quick to berate
Do they even know what they signed?
Before your name is listed
Be sure your arm is not twisted
Be careful whom you malign
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