10. “I've waited 28 years to see something this beautiful, oh and the sun too.
9. “Do you have extra suntan lotion? Cause I'm burning for you ”
8. “I have no idea what vernal equinox means either, wanna date? ”
7. “You're hottest thing here, next to the 5,550C degree ball of fire”
6. “And there was light”…and damn, it was good”
5. “Can I get your number, I'd like to put you on my sundial”
4. “We just blessed the sun, wanna make one?”
3. “We (sh)mesh together perfectly”
2. “You and I are solar-mates”
1. “I'm sorry, I thought this was Tashlich”