10. Everyone confusing you for Matisyahu
9.   Singles Wine Tasting events
8.   Annoying “Hey There Delilah” song always on radio
7.   Only one at the Seder not trashed after cup 3
6.   HR keeps making subtle comments about long man-braids not being appropriate for the office
5     People always asking if you have any weed, Phish tickets or weed
4.  “Nazir, not Navi, I don’t know your future, damn it”
3    'Before-vow' binge-drinking photos always popping up on Facebook
2    Bald alcoholic coroners
1    Samsonite briefcase gag gifts