10. Tablecloth is always white
9. No one has plans for Martin Luther King Day
8. Even the challah cover has two holes in it
7. Candle-lighting involves setting a large cross on fire on the front lawn (pirsumay nisah)
6. M.O.T., “Member of the Tribe”, changed to M.O.K.
5. Anti-Semitism always a hot topic at the dinner table
4. Post-dinner oneg held with “Grand Wizard” rebbe
3. Finally, racial slurs made by people other than your non-pc grandfather!
2. All the women cover their hair
1. Benching replaced with lynching