All the shmura matzas (all the shmura matzas)
All the shmura matzas (all the shmura matzas)
All the shmura matzas (all the shmura matzas)
All the shmura matzas, now put your cups up
Up late for the seder (club)
We just broke the middle (Up)
I'm doing my own hillel sandwich thing
You decided to double dip (dip)
And now you ask for a parsnip (again)
Cause just another night this is not for Heebs
I'm up to Korech (him)
He up to Baraich (me)
Don't give him any afikomen
'Cause JEws've cried our tears (tears)
For 210 sad years (years)
You can't be mad for JEws to be free
Cause if you like it then you shoulda put charoset on it
If you like it then you shoulda put charoset on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you like it then you shoulda put charoset on it
Wha-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Wha-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Cause if you like it then you shoulda put charoset on it
If you like it then you shoulda put charoset on it
Don't be mad once you see that sandwich want it
If you like it then you shoulda put charoset on it
I got wine on my lips (lips)
matzah on my hips (hips)
Hold the afikomen close to me
Kiddushing up (up)
Drinkin' my cup (cup)
I can care less what Egyptians think
I need to say the blessing
Did I mention?
Don't pass me another parsley tree
Cause Jew had their turn (turn)
And now you're gonna learn (learn)
What it really feels like to be free
Cause if you like it then you shoulda put charoset on it
If you like it then you shoulda put charoset on it
Don't be mad once you see that sandwich want it
If you like it then you shoulda put charoset on it
Wha-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Wha-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Cause if you like it then you shoulda put charoset on it
If you like it then you shoulda put charoset on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you like it then you shoulda put charoset on it
Wha-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Wha-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
All the shmura matzas (all the shmura matzas)
All the shmura matzas (all the shmura matzas)
All the shmura matzas (all the shmura matzas)
All the shmura matzas, now put your hands up
Wha-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Wha-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Wha-oh-oh
Cause if you like it then you shoulda put charoset on it
If you like it then you shoulda put charoset on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you like it then you shoulda put charoset on it
Wha-oh-oh
Cause if you like it then you shoulda put charoset on it
If you like it then you shoulda put charoset on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you like it then you shoulda put charoset on it
Wha-oh-oh