10. Chai Holes
9. You can smoke
8. Everyone's wearing the yeshiva vacation outfit of poloshirt, bad khakis too tucked in, hat with logo from some business deal
7. You get a free shticky car
6. No exersize involved. In fact, there's a 'good' stroke!
5. Plenty of schmooze time
4. Only attracts wealthier hockers
3. All 10 kids can't come
2. Double Bogey sounds like a yeshivish burger order
1. Feels goyish