10. Single Turkish Male dying for Mediterranean cruise companion.
9. Willing to share life and boxcutter
8. Provocative woman looking for alittle rest & provocation
7. Born to die, so let’s keep engagement short
6. IHH for eventual Iranian WMD
5. Looking to ravage any man in uniform
4. I’ve got Cloak & Dagger!
3. Assault Me. Don't assault me. Win/Win.
2. Looking for partner in peace-loving human rights activist costume.
1. If it all works out, will name next boat after you.