10. Wonders if the Half-Blood Prince is from his mother's side
9. Refers to “Shabbos Goy” as a “Shabbos Muggle”
8. Calls really bad short drashas: HogVorts
7. Instead of Yasher Koach he tells you: “2 points Gryffindor”
6. This shalosh shuddos talk will 100% be entitled “Witchcraft & Wizardry in Halacha”
5. Calls a yeshivish guy Serious Black
4. Instead of a talis he's wearing a red and gold Scarf
3. On his wall he has pictures of Great Rabbis including R' Dumbledore
2. Doesn't chap why Hermoine and Harry never were a good shidduch
1. When he thanks the Lord, he clarifies: “Almighty, not Voldemort”