10. Hunger games – Kids must survive the seder on parsley and saltwater
9. The Descendants – A Jewish family descends to beautiful Florida only to reveal a deep dark secret: they overpaid on their return flight
8. The Artist – a silent film about the point in the seder when you actually get to eat
7. Midnight in Egypt – a charming story of a man who can go back in time to really understand what it was like to…(dang Woody Allen should've wrote the Haggadah)
6. The Lorax – an animated feature about one of the insect plagues you can't exactly explain to your kids
5. The 3 Stooges – Before there was The Wise son, there were just these guys
4. 21 jump street – Two 30 something guys need to pretend they are teenagers at the Seder in order to still be eligible for the afikomen
3. Extremely loud and Incredibly Close – stuck sitting next to your annoying must-sing-every-section of the hagadah cousins
2. Moneyball – it's a cash afikomen
1. The Help – yes, the cleaning feels as if we were still slaves in Egypt