10. Lot of time spent discussing the plague of blood
9. Seder starts at midnight
8. 4 cups include O+, A-, B+, A+
7. Death of the firstborn plague is actually reenacted
6. ‘At Midnight’ song changed to ‘At Twilight’
5. Everyone’s got a good “Blood Libel” joke
4. Who knows One? Sesame street’s Count Dracula that’s who
3. Moses’s speech impediment revealed to be just a really bad Transylvanian accent
2. Seder ends at daybreak
1. Family members joyously sing together that ‘DIEyaynu’ song