Abbot “Ready for Megillat Esther?”
Costellowitz: “Well actually where I come from, well – we call that book different things”
Abbot: “Like what?”
Costellowitz: “Well – say the guy who is reading is laughing and joking the whole time – We called that Megilas Jester”
If he is from Mexico, Megilas Siesta
If the reader has a scarlet letter A – Megilas Hester
If it is Yehuda Kolko – it's called Megilas Molester
Now If you read the megillah in Los Angeles, it's called Megilas Wester
If you read the megillah in London, it's called Megilas Leicester
If you read the megillah for the first time, it's called Megilas Tester
If you accidentally read the megillah a day early, it's called Megilas Yester
If you let that Purim story seep in so it affects your whole being, it's called Megilas Fester
Now, If your sister reads the megillah for you, it's called Megilas Schvester
If you read the megillah in a cheap shirt, it's called Megilas Polyester
If you have some boxer read the megillah, it's called Megillas Sylvestor
If Warren Buffet is reading the megillah, it's Megilas Investor
If your pregnant, it's called Megillas Trimester
If you're ever stuck in a courtroom and have to read the megillah, it's Megilas Sequestor
If you read the megillah on a college campus, it's Megilas Semester
If you read the megillah with an annoying relative, it's Megilas Pester