Top Ten New Slogans for DC Mikva Campaign

10. “This mikva is not under rabbinical supervision.”

9. “Camera-free since October 2014!”

8. “Only God is watching”

7. “Video available upon request“

6. “Our Mikvah is always Streaming”

5. “Smile you're on candid camera”

4. “This Mikvah is NSA approved”

3. “If we wanted to watch porn, do you really think it would be you?”

2.  “Our rabbi is gay.”

1.  “Lifeguard on duty”