10. You take off a whole lot more than your shoes
9. The lower chairs are for a reason
8. David Spade just wished you a Hamakom Yinachaym
7. “Mammarial Service” is not a misspelling
6. Eulogies are rated NC-17
5. First time in 60 years that no one in the entire mansion shaved
4. Tearing Kriyah is a group activity
3. Being Comforted among the mourners of Zion costs extra
2. Two Words: Shiva Mikva
1. Ron Jeremy is at half-mast
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