A teacher was making candy with her class.  She had already put in the normal flavors, cherry, orange, lemon, and lime.  So she decided to surprise her class with a different kind of flavor– honey.  She put the honey flavoring in the thing and made the candies.  She gave the honey flavored candies to her class, and when nobody could guess what flavor it was, she gave them a hint.  She said, it's what your mommys call your daddys.  All of the sudden, this one kid in the back spits her candy out in horror and says, Oh My G-d, its an ass hole!!!!