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10.) Players will lock arms (but otherwise remain at a safe distance)…in the mikvah. 9.) Owners will wear the kittel they got married in, even …

10.   You take off a whole lot more than your shoes 9.    The lower chairs are for a reason 8.    David Spade just wished you …

This year, make Rosh Hashanah the Highest of Holy Days. Ask your Doctor (or Rabbi!) if Religious Reefer is right for you. With Shaun Halper …

Come join Rabbi Allen Schwartz (on piano) and Stephanie Kurtzman (violin) jam out for the Houston Jewish Community jam & social  fundraiser on September 7th …

10.  OJ will be in prison for at least two more months 9.    Gal Gadot finally validates all Jewish men’s chayelet fantasy 8.    Khaleesee & John …

PARTY OF THE SUMMER:  MUST WEAR WHITE! Tickets Here!   https://www.eventbrite.com/e/nyc-tubav-party-2017-tickets-36046998543 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/events/1877687159159225 Sunglasses, Match Stickers,  DJ, Karaoke, Horoscope booths, every person you ever wanted to …

Ton of Movies, Kumzitz’s and Shiurim to make Tishabav come to life….  Check our list of things going on here:  Tishabav2017-Bangitout: Monday Night July 31, …

10. Staffers told to fast, mourn and yearn for a 1950s America 9.   2 discussed reasons Temple was destroyed: Obamacare & Fake News 8.   Kushner …

Have you popped the question? Request your kit at jscreen.org JScreen provides access to an easy-to-use at-home saliva test that gives people who want to have children …

The Jewish Center in Manhattan held a somber and beautiful memorial service to commemorate Yom Hazikaron (Day of remembrance) sponsored by Manhattan Jewish Experience. This annual memorial …

Feast your eyes on this photo:  This literally looks like every Modern Orthodox Jewish bookshelf on the Upper West Side.  Hat tip to Mayim Bialek …

10.) David Ben Gurion  @DBGZion1 “@yishuv, @moetzethaam, About to sign! This is nuts!!!! @StateofIsrael about to happen!” 9.) Uganda @ugandanation “So….the Jews aren’t coming here? @ugandabagels, @ugandalox, @ugandacreamcheese …

No idea who came up with this one, but it’s incredibly clever, weird and neurotic – but also introduces a bizarre and brilliant new medium …

Take a few moments to download the latest greatest SEDER SIDEKICK 2017. Click here to download:Bangitout-SederSidekick-2017 Enjoy!  

Only yiddim would enjoy an all men dance number at a kosher supermarket – IT’s PASSOVER  

10. Most calls were interrupted by a computerized voice saying “Bezek, Shalom.” 9. There was techno music constantly playing in the background. 8.  The caller quickly said “bli …

Zeke Finn,  a mentee of Matisyahu,  released his first video with his mentor in an animated beautiful dance trip. worth it.

10. Grazed shalach manos leftovers 9. Judged peoples untznius purim costumes (but then liked them) 8. Almost murdered your children 7. Took away their shalach manos candy; then ate …

10. Grazed shalach manos leftovers 9. Judged peoples untznius purim costumes (but then liked them) 8. Almost murdered children 7. Took away kids’ shalach manos candy; then unknowingly ate it …

10.  LALA Land Shalach Manos – Inside is actually Moonlight themed. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.

Check out this Purim Musical from a Los Angeles synagogue The SHTIBL Minyan (www.shtibl.com)… nails the current White House situation (Haman orders “Jewish Ban”) with some idiotic lyrics …

With the Jewish holiday of Purim just a few weeks away, the white house is rolling out the whole megillah to welcome the Jewish month of …

Tub’shvat marks the new years for trees. So to celebrate this Arbor-ific sustainable day on the earthy Jewish calendar, why not get into the theme, …

Are you a gardener? Cause I could use some help planting seeds Do you need a date? Or we can fig-ure it out Should I say …

35.  The Dead Sea is named after Chuck Norris’s enemies 34.   Chuck Norris admitted he did not pack his own bags… still got on an El Al Flight …

The facts: WHAT: The NYC TUBISHVAT PARTY.    (tickets here)  WHEN: Saturday Night, February 11th 9pm to 2am, WHERE at YOTEL’s  Green Fig Lounge & …

10.) When the Falcons take the field, someone must inexplicably mention that they davened at Beth Jacob in Atlanta thirty years ago on an NCSY Shabbaton   9.) …

15. Shared goals: Be fruitful and multiply! 14. People are obsessed with finding dates, but usually end up with prunes. 13.  Your type for both: …

10.   Promises to build an eruv; Have the Reform Jews pay for it 9.     Anything Sisterhood related has been defunded 8.     Immediate withdrawal …

10. Your yarmulke is actually a Donald Trump toupee 9.  The cab you just got in is advertised as “Rabbinically approved” 8.   So nice …

It’s been a while since we did this shindig, so why not do something to celebrate the hippiest and greenest Jewish Holiday, TU B’SHVAT! Join …

Finding Light in a Forbidden Alley By: Bangitout’s newest Rabbinic Commentator on All Things: “The Yishba” The Torah consistently describes “foreign” substances and cultures as …

Hilchos Yoshkeminyan (AKA “Christmas”) by The MaMaB (Martin M. Bodek) AKA The RaMBaB (Reb Mordche Ben Boruch)   Mesoyreh: One must see a movie to …

Make Hanukah Great Again: Trump  Amazon: 23.95 trump make hanukkah great again                           …

Beastie Boy’s Mike D chatted with Rolling Stone Magazine  about his life in Malibu and RS noted his door Surf Mezuzah. “Nailed beside the enormous front …

The Late Night Parsha Monologue:  Toldos This week Esav sells his birthright for a bowl of soup.  Can you imagine if Yakov was a Soup …

Hilchot Shkoyichgeben (AKA “Thanksgiving”) By The MaMaB (Martin M. Bodek) I Mesoyreh: One must engage in a seudah to celebrate the heiligkite of the yuntif. …

  In case you missed the weekly bang’s Parsha Vayeira – see if you can get all of the parsha pop culture references

TrickOne Productions  managed the bangitout.com SUKKTOBERFEST Lip Sync booth here is a brief video of the highlights –  

Think you know the parsha of the week and pop culture?  See what hit and what missed in this weeks Parsha Bullseye  

Who doesn’t love to laugh at a rabbi who unilaterally claims to be “America’s Rabbi” this will be epic slaughter of the Kosher Sex Rabbi, …

Parshas Noach.. ala Entertainment Weekly, we take a look at this week’s parsha and see where pop culture measures.

Comedian Benji Lovitt is an American trapped in Israel.  His comedy highlights the ridiculous observations on Israelis from a hysterical and fresh American perspective. He  will …

Switch family  TURKEY this Thanksgiving to be on the SLOPES! People coming from all over, including: England, Miami, Toronto, Detroit, Mississippi, Denver, Arizona, Utah, New …

From the years of 2003 – 2014, bangitout.com provided a weekly Friday email equipped with a Jewish Candlelighting City of the week A Jewish Top …