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Jews around the world all agree to the following fact:  every good holiday requires a stream of bizarre customs, symbols and traditions to make the task …

10. RebbetSIN 9.  Motzai Shabbos Musk 8.  Coast to Coast 7.  Layzunos for Men 6.  Poor Homme 5.  Shtup Panther (made with real panther, so you know it …

10.  All-Night Machine Learning 9.  Virtual Reality Har Sinai experience 8.  Robotic Process Automation for Hourly Coffee 7.  AI Algorithm tool for duplicate Pasukim 6.  IoT Torah:  …

10. Everyone’s cleaning out their cabinet 9. The more one says “No Collusion,” the more praiseworthy 8. “Stormy” is a new title of one of …

10. The 4 glasses of wine suddenly 4 shots vodka 9. Marror sure smells a lot like ‘military-grade nerve agent’ 8. Hillel sandwich now includes …

SUKKTOBERFEST an innovative sukkah party happening on 10/9/17  buy tickets here  10) Esrog IPA Beer 9.) Full blown lederhosen under knee-length skirts. 8.) The products of European Jewry drinking …

10.) Players will lock arms (but otherwise remain at a safe distance)…in the mikvah. 9.) Owners will wear the kittel they got married in, even …

10.   You take off a whole lot more than your shoes 9.    The lower chairs are for a reason 8.    David Spade just wished you …

10.  OJ will be in prison for at least two more months 9.    Gal Gadot finally validates all Jewish men’s chayelet fantasy 8.    Khaleesee & John …

10. Staffers told to fast, mourn and yearn for a 1950s America 9.   2 discussed reasons Temple was destroyed: Obamacare & Fake News 8.   Kushner …

10.) David Ben Gurion  @DBGZion1 “@yishuv, @moetzethaam, About to sign! This is nuts!!!! @StateofIsrael about to happen!” 9.) Uganda @ugandanation “So….the Jews aren’t coming here? @ugandabagels, @ugandalox, @ugandacreamcheese …

10. Most calls were interrupted by a computerized voice saying “Bezek, Shalom.” 9. There was techno music constantly playing in the background. 8.  The caller quickly said “bli …

10. Grazed shalach manos leftovers 9. Judged peoples untznius purim costumes (but then liked them) 8. Almost murdered your children 7. Took away their shalach manos candy; then ate …

10. Grazed shalach manos leftovers 9. Judged peoples untznius purim costumes (but then liked them) 8. Almost murdered children 7. Took away kids’ shalach manos candy; then unknowingly ate it …

With the Jewish holiday of Purim just a few weeks away, the white house is rolling out the whole megillah to welcome the Jewish month of …

Tub’shvat marks the new years for trees. So to celebrate this Arbor-ific sustainable day on the earthy Jewish calendar, why not get into the theme, …

Are you a gardener? Cause I could use some help planting seeds Do you need a date? Or we can fig-ure it out Should I say …

10.) When the Falcons take the field, someone must inexplicably mention that they davened at Beth Jacob in Atlanta thirty years ago on an NCSY Shabbaton   9.) …

15. Shared goals: Be fruitful and multiply! 14. People are obsessed with finding dates, but usually end up with prunes. 13.  Your type for both: …

10.   Promises to build an eruv; Have the Reform Jews pay for it 9.     Anything Sisterhood related has been defunded 8.     Immediate withdrawal …

10. Your yarmulke is actually a Donald Trump toupee 9.  The cab you just got in is advertised as “Rabbinically approved” 8.   So nice …

No one likes admitting they are wrong! Especially to the no-good lowlife who you wronged in the first place!  Luckily, the world wide interthread birthed …

As the king of Egypt, you gotta have game. For all of those of you who sorta side with Pharaoh at the seder, here are …

Since no one really knows how to properly celebrate Tu’bShvat; other than trying to decipher how anyone can actually enjoy a rock hard carob (buckser)…Here …

Who said Menroah’s can’t be extremely imaginative, beautiful, designer? Here are the top we found around the web: Richard Meier Architectonic Menorah ($1,200 The Jewish …

Here are a selection of random Cartoons from around the net. Hats off to all of the rabbis who went down to DC today (9/9/15) …

10. No problem screaming at the top of your lungs “CMON DUDI!!” 9. Actually inquiring about Argentina’s star: Diego Schwartzman’s dating status  (or his sister …

Top Ten Work Cliches used in Ellul/Teshuva Drashas

I’d argue, every Passover seder is uniquely different. But when you feel like they start their seder with the Law & Order theme song, you …

10.  There are only 8 plagues 9.  One of the 4 questions: How is your dating life going? 8.   Each page comes pre-stained with excessive …

No, tattoos are not allowed for Jews, but if they were, these few tats caught our eye as those who are truly dedicated to remembering …

Before the seder is here, remember pets are people in your seder too!  Let’s not allow them to be included in the wild animals and …

Bring your seder some forward with some fashion! With Pesach prep getting more and more creative needing to stick out  doesn’t mean talking the most, or buying a large …

With over 14,000 delegates in Washington DC for the 2015 Policy Conference, we thought it might be worth providing some opening lines for those looking …

Everyone seems to be doing Frozen themed shalach manos, so why not let that go and look for something more interesting? Look no further than …

It’s almost PURIM again, time to run through your closet to conjur up some god-awful purim costume – or you can whip out one of …

Jewish Reaction to N.E. Patriots football scandal

Top 10 Jewish Snow Photos

Top 10 Reasons NOT to invite someone to The Shabbos Project

Top Ten New Slogans for DC Mikva Campaign

Hatarat Nedarim 2014

10. Both involve an Apple dropping 9. Midnight “Happy New Year!” Cheer strangely similar to concluding Tekiah Gedolah “Skokayach!” applause 8. One focuses on a …

Top Ten Additional Reasons Not Mentioned in the recent JTA Article About Orthodox Jews Moving To Detroit

Top 10 Additional Reasons Orthodox Jews are Moving to Detroit

Top Ten Passover LET IT GO Videos

Pesach in Miami Beach

Purim Shpiel: Megillat Esther Alternative Names

Top Purim Costumes for Babies

Top Purim Costumes for Pets