tune: Sk8er boi, by Avril Lavigne
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He was a boy, she was a girl
Can I make it any more obvious
She wore long skirts, he learned all day
What more can I say
The shiduch was red, all's going well
Date # 5, only time will tell
He wore a blue shirt, so she said no
She had a problem with his preppy clothes
He was a ch8er boi, she said see you later boy
He wasn't frum enough for her
She had a pretty face, but her head was up in space
She needed to come back down to earth
Five years from now, she sits at home
Everyone's married, she's all alone
She looks at the list, and guess who she sees
Ch8er boi- learning in YTV
She calls up the shadchan, to give one more try
Everyones says he's an awesome guy
Sorry to day, he's busy now
Why did you ever turn him doo-oo-owwn
He was a ch8er boi, she said see you later boy
He wasn't frum enough for her
Now it is way too late, he has another date
Does your pretty face see what he's worth
Sorry girl but you missed out
Well tough luck he's taken now
It is more than just a date
The vort is Sunday night at eight
Too bad that you couldn't see
See the man that boy could be
There is more than meets the eye
I see the soul that is inside
He's just a boy, I'm just a girl
Can I make it any more obvious
We are engaged, haven't you heard
How we rock each other's worlds