A parody song with lyrics based on the 1973 Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show song "Cover of the Rolling Stone."
Well, we’re Osama swingers, we got trigger fingers and spread hate everywhere we go
We preach about duty
And we march for justice
‘Long as explosives are set to blow
And while we long to be martyrs
That’s just for starters
For the thing that’ll really make us known
Is when we set fire to cities, blow up some kiddies
And get our picture on the cover of the Rolling Stone
Rolling Stone!
Wanna see my picture on the cover (Stone)
Wanna share it with my lord Allah (Stone)
Wanna see my holy frown on the cover of the Rolling Stone
(Thas’ right, take my AK and start firin’ into the sky)
There’s 72 virgins
Who’ll satisfy our urgins’
And feed us grapes for eternity
While back in the world, with banner unfurled
Will be our death lovin’ fraternity
We got all this and more, to wage Holy War
But Great Satan won’t truly be boned
‘Til we get our pictures on the cover of the Rolling Stone
Rolling Stone!
Wanna see my picture on the cover (Stone)
Wanna share it with lord Allah (Stone)
Wanna see my holy frown on the cover of the Rolling Stone
(Done blow Mickey Mouse to Hell)
We’re American raised
And we get top grades
We make you our friend and join the crowd
But in the end, when it’s time to transcend
It’s your destruction we’ve vowed
We love nothing more than American gore
And while we’re proud to be homegrown
It don’t mean nothin’ ‘till we get our pictures on the cover of the Rolling Stone
Rolling Stone!
Wanna see my picture on the cover (Stone)
Wanna share it with lord Allah (Stone)
Wanna see my holy frown on the cover of the Rolling Stone
(Jew bastards with them bagels)
We got a fancy blueprint
Involves pressure cookers, fire and flint
And you won’t notice a thing
When we drop it in the trash, make a quick dash
Then watch the explosion ring
There’ll be screaming and cryin’, the blood will be dryin’
And while we all love a legless sprinter
There’s nothing better than to see our picture
On the cover of the Rolling Stone
Rolling Stone!
Wanna see my picture on the cover (Stone)
Wanna share it with lord Allah (Stone)
Wanna see my holy frown on the cover of the Rolling Stone
(Ahh, it would be somethin’ worth fightin’ for it would)